Zane Bateman plays restaurant critic "Jean Pierre". With coronavirus restrictions in place, and no table pre-booked, Jean Pierre arrives to be seated, expecting the very best. He is snobby, self-serving, and very up himself to say the least. Waiter Callum, takes him to the only available seat, "The VIP area" (secretly designated for difficult guests). Jean Pierre is led to his table and Callum takes down his order, putting up with lots of demands from the self-proclaimed vip. As Callum returns, he brings a full menu of very mucky and messy foods with him ready for the immaculately dressed critic. Callum proceeds to absolutely cover Jean Pierre and destroy his very expensive suit. After covering him in gravy, ketchup, rice pudding, mayonnaise, black treacle, mashed potato, tomatoes, and rice, he then gives him a dessert of 3 layers of colourful gunge. He then invites some of the guests to have selfies to humiliate the arrogant critic.